A pregnancy reality check….

When I saw the photo of Jessica Simpson in the red dress last week, I immediately thought day’um!!  Simpson reminded me of ME when I was pregnant: MASSIVE, swollen and uncomfortable.  Basically, she too is all tummy and boobies (yes, I said boobies).  

And then I saw her Elle Magazine cover today.  Yes, that Simpson looks NOTHING like the pregnant me.  As I stare at this flawless photo, I’m thinking that all 8 month pregnant women MUST get hair extensions… it does a big belly wonders.  

Second thought, it’s cheaper to invest in Adobe Photoshop.