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July 02, 2012
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                        CONVERSATION WITH MY 4 YEAR OLD BOY


Me:  You’ve been such a good boy, you can get a new toy when we go to Target.
4Yo Son:  A new toy!?
Me:  Yes, how about a new puzzle.
4YO Son:  I don’t want a puzzle, I want “Doggy Doo”.
Me:  “Doggy Doo” ?
4YO Son:  Yes, I saw it on Cartoon Network.   
Me:  What is “Doggy Doo”?
4YO Son:  It’s a doggy like Weiner that goes poo, poo.
Me:  I’m not getting you a doggy that poo-poos.  You got two doggies that poo-poo all day long.
4YO Son:  But I want “Doggy Doo”! I want to play with “Doggy Doo”.
Me:  Let’s take a walk outside in the backyard, there’s plenty of “Doggy Doos” to play with.

The TAKE AWAY:   He didn’t think the trip to the backyard was funny.  I didn’t think the toy “Doggy Doo” was real.   And for the record, he got a puzzle. 

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May 09, 2012
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Chicken Pox or Flea Bites?

  • +++Conversation last night with my 4 year old son in our front yard+++
  • 4YO: Mommy look! (He had pulled up t-shirt and was pointing at his chest/stomach).
  • Me: Hmmm... you have lots of red bumps.
  • Me: (turns to my neighbor) These aren't chicken pox are they?
  • Neighbor: He's vaccinated right?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Neighbor: Then no, probably just some bites.
  • Me: (looking at my kid) you are fine, go play.
  • +++Fast forward to a phone call that I received today at work from my kids preschool+++
  • Me: Hi, this is Tara.
  • Preschool: Hi Tara, this is _____ from _____ school. Your son is with me here in the office.
  • Me: What? Is he okay?
  • Preschool: I'm not sure. He pulled up his t-shirt in class this morning and said that he has chicken pox.
  • Me: (laughing) Really?
  • Preschool: Yes. He does have quite a few bumps.
  • Me: (laughing harder)
  • Preschool: He said that you told him that he had chicken pox.
  • Me: No... no. He doesn't have chicken pox. He has fleas.
  • Preschool: Oh good. I'll send him back to class.

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January 21, 2012
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AHHHHH… CHOOOOOOO!

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