(SEXY) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

So my 4 1/2 year old’s current obsession is “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”.  We spend quite a bit of time looking at photos of TMNT ninja online. I pull the ninjas up on the iPad, and he flips through photos like these:

Since it’s Halloween time, we’ve been cruising websites to find Ninja Turtle costumes.  He wants to be Leonardo this year.  This is Leonardo:

This morning, he came to me with the iPad after stumbling across a couple of costumes that he said,  ”would look great on you Mommy”.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that only whores would be “Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” on Halloween.  Yes, young, stunning, smoking hot whores.  I also didn’t tell him that  I’d sell my soul to have their body just for one night.   

                        CONVERSATION WITH MY 4 YEAR OLD BOY


Me:  You’ve been such a good boy, you can get a new toy when we go to Target.
4Yo Son:  A new toy!?
Me:  Yes, how about a new puzzle.
4YO Son:  I don’t want a puzzle, I want “Doggy Doo”.
Me:  “Doggy Doo” ?
4YO Son:  Yes, I saw it on Cartoon Network.   
Me:  What is “Doggy Doo”?
4YO Son:  It’s a doggy like Weiner that goes poo, poo.
Me:  I’m not getting you a doggy that poo-poos.  You got two doggies that poo-poo all day long.
4YO Son:  But I want “Doggy Doo”! I want to play with “Doggy Doo”.
Me:  Let’s take a walk outside in the backyard, there’s plenty of “Doggy Doos” to play with.

The TAKE AWAY:   He didn’t think the trip to the backyard was funny.  I didn’t think the toy “Doggy Doo” was real.   And for the record, he got a puzzle. 

Click on this video, you will laugh and revel in the joy of a life long Los Angeles Kings fan moments after the Kings swept St. Louis Sunday… advancing to the National Hockey League’s conference finals for just the second time in the clubs history. 

This man is the husband of my friend Kris, who quietly shot the joyous moment with her Iphone— unbeknownst to her hubby.   

Go KINGS!!

conversation tonight with my 4 year old while reading a dinosaur book

  • Me: This is a T-Rex-- they call him the lizard king.
  • 4YO: Mama, listen.. listen to me. there's a new dinosaur that lives there (points to map of North America).
  • Me: Really... what's its name?
  • 4YO: Fucktasaurus.
  • Me: Really?
  • 4YO: Yes, he's the Fucktasaurus.
  • Me: Wow, that's funny... That pretty much sums up my day.
  • 4YO: Huh?

The funniest thing I have seen on  youtube in a looooooong time.   Three Grandmas take on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.  BRILLIANT.  DYING. 

Give these three GMA’s a show immediately.

I found this movie trailer while scanning youtube today for octopus videos.  Yes, this is one of the ways I spend my free time ( Hello, I’m the mom of two boys).  

Anyway, I could not believe what I came across.  Let me do the video math for you:

Mega Shark (+) Giant Octopus (X) Debbie Gibson (-) Lorenzo Lamas(=) How does this shit get made into a feature film?

But do watch, it’s hilarious and you’ll only waste about a minute of your life.



From Politico:  Florida Republican  Allen West channeled Joe McCarthy in a town hall event in Florida that he’s “heard” that up to 80 House Democrats are Communist Party members.

If Rep. Allen West, or any member of congress had said this 15-20 years ago, it would be huge news. 

S#it My Friends See….

Via my friend Nick: 

Not what you want staring back at you during your kid’s band concert.

S#it My Friends See….

From my friend Rob who spotted this fabulous rig while driving this weekend north of Los Angeles.

The best part???   The bumper sticker “Vegetarians Taste Better”