(SEXY) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
So my 4 1/2 year old’s current obsession is “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”. We spend quite a bit of time looking at photos of TMNT ninja online. I pull the ninjas up on the iPad, and he flips through photos like these:
Since it’s Halloween time, we’ve been cruising websites to find Ninja Turtle costumes. He wants to be Leonardo this year. This is Leonardo:

This morning, he came to me with the iPad after stumbling across a couple of costumes that he said, ”would look great on you Mommy”.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that only whores would be “Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” on Halloween. Yes, young, stunning, smoking hot whores. I also didn’t tell him that I’d sell my soul to have their body just for one night.