Chicken Pox or Flea Bites?

  • +++Conversation last night with my 4 year old son in our front yard+++
  • 4YO: Mommy look! (He had pulled up t-shirt and was pointing at his chest/stomach).
  • Me: Hmmm... you have lots of red bumps.
  • Me: (turns to my neighbor) These aren't chicken pox are they?
  • Neighbor: He's vaccinated right?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Neighbor: Then no, probably just some bites.
  • Me: (looking at my kid) you are fine, go play.
  • +++Fast forward to a phone call that I received today at work from my kids preschool+++
  • Me: Hi, this is Tara.
  • Preschool: Hi Tara, this is _____ from _____ school. Your son is with me here in the office.
  • Me: What? Is he okay?
  • Preschool: I'm not sure. He pulled up his t-shirt in class this morning and said that he has chicken pox.
  • Me: (laughing) Really?
  • Preschool: Yes. He does have quite a few bumps.
  • Me: (laughing harder)
  • Preschool: He said that you told him that he had chicken pox.
  • Me: No... no. He doesn't have chicken pox. He has fleas.
  • Preschool: Oh good. I'll send him back to class.