conversation tonight with my 4 year old while reading a dinosaur book
- Me: This is a T-Rex-- they call him the lizard king.
- 4YO: Mama, listen.. listen to me. there's a new dinosaur that lives there (points to map of North America).
- Me: Really... what's its name?
- 4YO: Fucktasaurus.
- Me: Really?
- 4YO: Yes, he's the Fucktasaurus.
- Me: Wow, that's funny... That pretty much sums up my day.
- 4YO: Huh?