conversation tonight with my 4 year old while reading a dinosaur book

  • Me: This is a T-Rex-- they call him the lizard king.
  • 4YO: Mama, listen.. listen to me. there's a new dinosaur that lives there (points to map of North America).
  • Me: Really... what's its name?
  • 4YO: Fucktasaurus.
  • Me: Really?
  • 4YO: Yes, he's the Fucktasaurus.
  • Me: Wow, that's funny... That pretty much sums up my day.
  • 4YO: Huh?